Thursday, October 15, 2009

I'm so busy I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse......


Ever had one of these days? .........not sure why I bothered asking that question...haven't we all!?

One of those days when:
  • When you feel like your laundry laundry pile has gotten so large that it's going to form a body and rise up and chase after you.....
  • When you wish the dishwasher would unload and reload itself.....
  • When you wish your daughter wasn't really sick so you could accuse her of faking and send her back to school......
  • When the pile of mail on the desk is going to form cobwebs if you don't open it soon....
  • When you get a telemarketer to hang up on you......
  • When the ants invading your home have made piles of dirt come up from only GOD knows where......
  • When the dogs bring you a huge fish head they found by the lake and the buzzards are setting up camp in your front yard......
  • When the propane company can't seem to find the time to fill up your propane tank, even when you have called two times letting them now you are down to 5%....... and the gal in the office who is one fry short of a happy meal suggests you try to conserve until they make it here......golly gee Gomer I hadn't thought about doing that before.......thanks for tip.
  • When the dogs food tub got pulled out from under the covering and thanks to the rain it now has the consistency of soup.....
  • When your friends are leaving for Maui and you really want to go with them.......
  • When your sweats are too tight.......and sadly you know exactly why.....
  • When you try to convince yourself that leaving the cobwebs on the Chandler is a good idea because it will help keep the fly population down.......
  • When the phone rings and you cringe because it might your child calling from the school to tell you she forgot her soccer shoes......
  • When you add some water to your shampoo so that you can make it ONE MORE DAY before going shopping......
  • When you finally get that window screen back you took in to be replaced......but it's the wrong color and size.... thanks people.....that's about as useful as a handbrake on a canoe...
  • When you are your own boss and you are tempted to "write yourself up" for not getting all the job files made that you've had two or OKAY three days to do......
  • When the bananas in your kitchen are begging you to either bake bread of throw them away before the nats come.....
  • When you should be cleaning, cooking, returning phone calls, exercising, paying bills, scrubbing floors and toilets, washing dishes, sweeping the front patio, grocery shopping, banking, folding clothes, putting away clothes, washing clothes and making beds but instead you are typing on your blog......
And that my day today!
Thought I'd share....
I have a lot to do today as you can see.......and my buzzer just started SCREAMING that my clothes are dry!!
In my next life I plan to have a full time maid............a girl can dream can't she??
Ciao Bellas~
Sometimes you think you are done with a post only to find out there is more......
  • When you put a roast in the crockpot...... plug it in and turn it on. Then you return 4 hours later to add your vegetables only to find out you didn't push the plug in all the way and the meat is raw.....

"Port of Subs" did thank me for purchasing their sandwhiches for my dinner and request I do this once a week to help them out.

7 comments:

  1. HONEST to goodness that was ME yesterday!!!!!!!!! clothes up the WAZUU, had to reach up to get the first bill/mail to be opened, ONLY to find out it was JUNK mail, kept running out of checks in each of the checkbooks, kept forgetting to call in scripts so I could pick them up when I got kids from school, the phone MUST have rang 100 times, all bedding needed to be changed, forgot to lay something out for dinner, BUT had an AH HA moment and remembered we had tickets to football funraiser dinner-whewwwww NEVER did get around to wrapping BD gifts for Chris BD family party tomorrow night, dear hubby was either calling me to the shop OR adding more to above said pile, ran out of stamps when above said pile was FINALLY done, still have quarterly sales tax to e-file, dad kept calling to have me watch Fox News for EVERYTHING,so the answer would be YES, I have had those days! I on the other hand would LOVE to be fired from MY boss LOL (sorry dear hubby) went and got kiddies, went to post office, Bank, drugstore, came back home only to open the d*** mailbox to find another PILE! I give up!

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  2. OMG.....except for the stuff with the kids, that is me.....every day.....the laundry? never gets folded! we pull it out of the laundry baskets. i have my ironing board and iron set up permanently in the dining room....making beds? what's that? and why? you're just going to get back in it and UNmake it tonight right? :-)

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  3. Libby- Good point on the bed.....hmmmmmmm...... a lady after my own heart! and the laundry, somebody help me!

    I'm telling you today is one of those days that doesn't have enough hours in it to finish everything I need/want to get done BUT at the same time it doesn't seem like it will ever end... I know this doesn't make sense but here in my own little world....in my head of mess.... it makes so much sense..

    Lanette- Junk mail.......the worst is they send it on paper that doesn't make good fire starter! What's up with that!
    I haven't left the house, though I am going to in a second, time to pick up from dance class.....

    I was deep cleaning the kitchen and got attacked by red ants..... yes ATTACKED, I think those little punks were out for blood! My hand still hurts.
    whine...whine....sniff, sniff... Wait WINE might be a good idea.. ;) ahhhhhh

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  4. "Found a rope or lost my horse" and "as useful as a handbrake on a canoe"....I haven't heard those sayings before. Love them. And you can bet I'll be using them.
    Now for the rest.....have you been peeping on me. Sounds like one of my days.
    I just can't get motivated.

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  5. Yes, I was peekin' in your window earlier! I almost knocked and invited myself in for coffee, but I was afraid I might miss a telemarketer's phone call so I had to hurry back home.

    There is one more thing I need to add though..... After publishing this post I changed over laundry and then went to the kitchen to add my vegi's to my roast in the crockpot, only to find the meat still raw because though I turned it on and plugged it in, I didn't push the plug ALL THE WAY into the socket..... so needless to say....... we are eating sandwhiches for dinner...

    Thank goodness Port a Subs came to our little town.... we are sooooo big time now.......wink

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  6. ♥ TOTALLY HAD DAYS LIKE THAT!!! Way too many for that matter!!! Dang on the roast that sucks!!!!!!!!

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  7. I know I was like........"DOH!".......or something along those lines.. =)

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