12 STEP PROGRAM FOR LIFETIME MOVIES~

Hunk refers to these as "Chick Flicks"......

Movies about women who have been done wrong by men.......

If I'm watching Lifetime and he walks in he stops and says "What did he do to her?" Sadly most times I don't have to say "What did WHO do to her?" I say "He cheated on her or he put poison in her soup"........ But NOT always. Sometimes SHE did something to HIM.

And let me just say when it's not a movie about a man doing something to a woman I find reasons for Hunk to walk in on me watching.



Example:

Ring....Ring...



Hunk: "Hello.."

Me: "Hunk, I know you are out grading the road right now but could you please hurry back to the house I need to speak to you for just a minute...."



Hunk: "Now?"

Me: "Ummmm......ya, nobody is one fire, I just can't really do it over the phone.....sorry."

He walks in....

Hunk: "What's up?"

Me: "Not much just watching a LIFETIME MOVIE."

wait for it....wait for it.......

Hunk: "What did he do to her this time?"

Me: huge smile...."NOTHING! She is a witcho! She is sleeping with his best friend AND they are plotting to kill him!"

Hunk:. "huhhh.., so what's up? What did you need?"

Me.. " Oh, sorry, I'm good now."

Hunk: "Oooooookkk." mental note, Steph needs therapy



Why do I get satisfaction from this? Proving to him that it isn't ALWAYS a woman done wrong....Hunk really doesn't care, just likes to tease me. And is it anyless "chick flick like" if the woman is doing the man wrong? I don't know. Maybe I do need therapy. I'm sure Dr. Phil will do a show on it.......or Oprah.... "REAL Housewives addicted to Lifetime movies".



I'm addicted.... They call out to me.... "Stephanie, the laundry and dishes can wait......come take a load off and watch the LIFETIME movie you have on the DVR"....



Am I the only one being haunted by Lifetime? And now we have Lifetime AND Lifetime MOVIE NETWORK......



It's like offering me Dom Perignon instead of Cooks.......

Cooks works. I like Cooks. I'll toast with Cooks but Dom...... Dom makes me all warm and fuzzy...... Hunk says it does other things to me too but......well, I'm not going there.......not in this post anyway.....

Is there a "Lifetime Anonymous" meeting I can attend? Don't answer that, cuz the truth is, if there is...... I don't want to go. I admitted the addiction.... I want to stay on this "step" for awhile.



My weaknesses..... Hunk's wrangler butt, cheese, butter, Lifetime Movie Network .. .....Ok too many to list.

I would write more BUT there is a Lifetime.....ehemmmm..... I mean..... I have to go do the dishes.

A mother's work is never done....... sighhhhhhhhhhh

Ciao Bellas~